Q: How many vegans does it take to change an omnivore's mind?
A: Only one. But which vegan will it be?
A: None. The omnivore needs to change it themselves.
A: Fewer than the number it takes to change a Francionist's mind, snort.
A: No idea. But what did you do with the lightbulb?
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